1、某老师在解释“但是”一词时说：“但是就是转个弯的意思。”一学生造句：“我家到学校有九个但是。”

2、【李敖】狂言：我生平有两大遗憾，一是我无法找到像李敖这样精彩的人做我的朋友，二是我无法坐到台下去听李敖的精彩演说。--其实你也一样，你都可以拥有让自己倾心的优点，自信，才能走的更远。

3、今天早上在公司班车上，坐在身边的一位美女同事睡着了，竟然打起呼噜，引起全车人注目，我觉得这样很丢脸，就用手轻推她，只见她喃喃的说：不要了老公，明天吧……

4、小女生：你知道为什么老虎头上有王字么? 小师兄：因为老虎是“老”虎，所以有抬头纹.小男生：可为什么母老虎没有呢？ 小师兄：因为母老虎会保养!

5、医生：今晚7点以后不能进食，8点以后不能喝水。小明：吞口水可以么？医生：只能吞自己的。小明：……

6、有一个国王爱吃生鱼片,星期一放芥末吃,星期二做成寿司吃,某个星期一厨师把生鱼片做成寿司,国王说:[今天是芥末日],为什么厨师听了就昏倒了?因为他听成[今天 世界末日]

7、某寝室女生,为了表示友好与亲切,排号为大姐,二姐,三姐……另一寝室男生得知,遂偷偷排号为大姐夫,二姐夫,三姐夫。。。

8、三男一女抓着飞机上的一根救生索，但救生索只能承担一人的重量，怎么办呢？大家你瞧我，我瞧你，最后，那女士开口了：好了，就让我下去吧，女人从来都是为你们男人牺牲的，为你们洗衣，做饭。。。就让我再为你们牺牲一次吧！说得三个男士感动得一起鼓掌。。。

9、新郎文质彬彬地向大家欠了欠身，说：我衷心感谢大家在百忙中参加我们的婚礼，这是对我们极大的鼓舞，极大的鞭策，极大的关怀。由于我俩是初次结婚，缺乏经验，还有待各位今后对我们进行多多帮助、扶持。今天有不到之处，欢迎大家提出宝贵意见，以便下次改进。

10、三月桃花开，中医认为：相思瞌睡少，暗恋心不老，调情解烦恼，花心练大脑，偷情心脏好，泡妞抗衰老！请对照自查，有则实践，无则发展。
 

1, a teacher in explaining "but" is a word to say: "but is turn the corner." A sentence: "my students to school." nine but

2, li ao] say: my life has two big regret, I cannot find a wonderful person such as li ao do my friends, I sat down to the speech of li ao. Actually, you also like - you can have let yourself go, self-confidence, to go further.

3, this morning, sit in the company shuttle bus by a beauty, unexpectedly asleep colleagues playing, all who snores, I think it is very embarrassed, with handle gently pushes her, she said: don't mumble husband tomorrow...

4, little girl: do you know why the tiger head is the king word? Little brother: because the tigers are "old" tiger, so there TaiTouWen. Little boy: why not? Tiger Little brother: because the tiger would maintain!

Doctor: 5 and 7:00 tonight after eating, can not drink 8 o 'clock. Xiao Ming: swallow saliva can? Doctor: can swallow their. Xiao Ming:...

6, there was a king who loved this sashimi, Monday, Tuesday, put the mustard made some Monday, eat sushi chef to make sushi and sashimi king said: [on] the mustard today is, why cook fainted just heard? Because he is listening to the end of the world] [today.

7 and one bedroom girl, a gesture and kind, PaiHao for elder sister, second sister, three elder sister... Another dormitory boys learned, hence stealthily, PaiHao for DaJieFu brother-in-law, three brother-in-law...

8 and three male a female hold airplane a lifeline, but only one of the lifeline for weight, how to do? Everyone you see me, I look at you, finally, the lady openings: ok, let me go, women are never sacrifice for you men for you, do the laundry, cooking. Let me again for your time! Say three men moved to applause together.

9 and the groom gentle to you owe QianShen, said: "I sincerely thank you for taking your time to attend our wedding, this is our great inspiration, great, great care of the whip. Because we are first married, lack of experience, all of us are in great help and support. Today there are less than, welcome the valuable advice, so the next improvement.

On March 10, the peach blossoms, TCM believes that: lovesickness, like heart medium nap, flower, flirt solution, practice, good heart, brain affair bubble anti-aging! Please contrast self-examination, there is no criterion development and practice.